PRESENTING
This year, we changed our name from SumoMe to Sumo.
Turns out, dropping the “Me” is a bit... expensive. To the tune of:
$1.5
Million Dollars
Making us the:
83rd Most Expensive Domain Ever.
(Take THAT, Russia.com) Merica!
If you think about it, that makes the letters “M” and “E” each worth more than a Ferrari Enzo.
M - $750,000
E - $750,000
We dropped the “Me” because it’s not about us. It’s about you. Trust us — if it was about us, things would have gone a bit... differently.
We could’ve bought
1,079,136 Cans of Alphabet Soup.
(Then we’d have ALL the letters.)
Or get our Lead Engineer / movie buff Eric
150,150 Yearly Subscriptions to Netflix
Which means he could watch every movie on Netflix simultaneously in
5 Minutes.
(It’s like The Matrix, but less Kung-Fu.)
We could have reserved a Tesla 3 for the entire city of Clarksville, Tennessee.
Population: 149,176
(Sorry, Clarksville)
Or feed each of them
6 Crunchy Taco Supremes from Taco Bell
(Consider us even, Clarksville)
We could’ve bought this house in Austin to party in for SXSW... except it only has
2 Bedrooms
($1.5 Million for 2 BEDROOMS?!)
And since we love whiskey, we could’ve taken
But Sumos need their belts, so we would’ve grabbed
28,301 Mawashis
And had a city-wide Sumo wrestling contest.
Or left a Google Maps-esque trail of money from Austin to Houston.
146 Miles
(If a tornado kicked up, it’d be a Cashnado)
But we didn’t do all that.
We spent $1.5 million on our name to show you how serious we are about being around forever.
In the coming months and years, we’re investing way more than $1.5 million into our products and, ultimately, you. We're building big things to help your business grow faster and stronger. Come check it out.
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